“是不是把身體搞壞了？不好意思?。∫?yàn)槲铱茨悴幌袷窃诤染?！”在一個(gè)酒吧里，宗方副隊(duì)長(zhǎng)拿著杯子裝著喝酒想事情。對(duì)面的位子上坐下來了一個(gè)中年男子。

    “我現(xiàn)在正在戒酒。”宗方副隊(duì)長(zhǎng)搖晃著瓶子，板著一副撲克臉。

    “我已經(jīng)戒過六次酒了！”

    “那你可是老手了！”

    兩人不約而同的把頭轉(zhuǎn)向了電視，電視節(jié)目正在播報(bào)晨間新聞。

    “各位觀眾早上好，現(xiàn)在播報(bào)晨間新聞。昨天深夜。警察接到報(bào)案，有人發(fā)現(xiàn)在靜岡縣北川市的附近發(fā)現(xiàn)了一具巨大的生物尸體?！闭f著把圖片調(diào)了出來。

    中年男子的電話鈴聲響起了“喂！小野田……辦公室……對(duì)！我在電視里看到了！不，我想勝利隊(duì)還不知道呢！你等一下?。　敝心昴凶芋@異的發(fā)現(xiàn)，對(duì)面的宗方副隊(duì)長(zhǎng)已經(jīng)“沒了”。

    ……

    “這里就是現(xiàn)場(chǎng)?，F(xiàn)在地球和平聯(lián)合組織tc，還有勝利隊(duì)成員到這里來調(diào)查了。怪獸死后已經(jīng)過了相當(dāng)長(zhǎng)的一段時(shí)間，尸體已經(jīng)發(fā)出令人難以忍受的惡臭?！?/br>
    “真是受不了?。〕羲廊肆恕@個(gè)頭盔的空氣罩怎么一點(diǎn)也不起作用??！”掘井被怪獸的尸體快熏死了。

    “好了！你少啰嗦，趕快采集細(xì)胞樣本。”新城受不了掘井的雞婆。

    “好了！我知道了，你的鼻子是不是有問題呀！”掘井不滿的抱怨道。

    “掘井隊(duì)員，高手是可以做到將自己的氣味感官收起來的?！币剐且苍诂F(xiàn)場(chǎng)，“比如說我可以一口氣憋幾十分鐘?！?/br>
    新城隊(duì)員不把這當(dāng)一回事“夜星老弟，你可真會(huì)開玩笑。”

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    “最近出現(xiàn)了很多怪獸，如果我的房子被怪獸弄壞了，我當(dāng)然會(huì)很生氣的?！?/br>
    “那個(gè)叫什么勝利隊(duì)是吧，如果他們不努力把怪獸除掉的話，那我們的日子就很難過了?！?/br>
    這是新聞的實(shí)地采訪。

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    “參謀總部開會(huì)決定，那具漂來的尸體必須有由勝利隊(duì)馬上燒掉?！?/br>
    “馬上燒掉這樣太快了！我覺得有必要再花些時(shí)間做調(diào)查?！?/br>
    “我理解你的心情。不過，這是當(dāng)?shù)鼐用竦膹?qiáng)烈要求。你具尸體實(shí)在是太臭了，而且也怕造成海洋污染。”

    “這樣啊，可萬一有問題就不好了?！?/br>
    “焚燒工作就在當(dāng)?shù)剡M(jìn)行?！?/br>
    “不，我覺得還是運(yùn)到海上比較保險(xiǎn)。如果直升飛機(jī)不能使用的話，飛燕二號(hào)怎么樣?！?/br>
    “如果要牽吊的話，飛燕二號(hào)的力量不一定夠，需要加上助推器?！?/br>
    “這樣的話就得把武器裝備卸下來。麗娜隊(duì)員，你的手動(dòng)cao作訓(xùn)練課程完成了嗎”

    “是！完成了！”

    “駕駛2號(hào)機(jī)立即出動(dòng)，大古駕駛一號(hào)機(jī)支援?！?/br>
    “明白！”

    “還有······”等到大古和麗娜隊(duì)員走了以后，“經(jīng)過總部商討，夜星隊(duì)員再兼任tc科學(xué)院首席研究人員，成為了tc最年輕的博士?！?/br>
    ······

    然后大古和麗娜在電梯里開始了煽情的對(duì)話……

    “其實(shí)我吊東西很拿手的?！?/br>
    “??！你以前也受過訓(xùn)練啊?！?/br>
    “嗯，就是那種商店里常有的，投幣后把玩具吊起來！”

    “討厭，不是啦！謝謝你！”

    ……

    現(xiàn)場(chǎng)新聞報(bào)道……

    “由于怪獸尸體發(fā)出來的惡臭，現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)有63人被送進(jìn)醫(yī)院搶救，其中有十個(gè)人處于昏迷不醒的狀態(tài)。”現(xiàn)場(chǎng)的主持人邊咳嗽邊說。

    ……

    “切換到自動(dòng)cao作系統(tǒng)?！丙惸仍诙?hào)機(jī)匯報(bào)。

    ……

    “這里禁止一般人進(jìn)入，請(qǐng)馬上離開！”

    “我是新聞界的，勝利隊(duì)的指揮官有義務(wù)發(fā)表聲明，懂不懂”

    “情況不發(fā)表聲明！”

    “什么呀！討厭！”

    ……

    “發(fā)布任務(wù)消滅西利贊

    條件限制親手消滅

    時(shí)間限制無

    成功獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)全空間最強(qiáng)寶劍——冰龍（使用空間內(nèi)最硬物質(zhì)打磨、經(jīng)過上千億度高溫煅鑄、用絕對(duì)零度之冰雪冷卻、再用空間內(nèi)最毒的毒素浸泡而成，用其攻無不克戰(zhàn)無不勝）

    失敗懲罰向本宇宙地球捐贈(zèng)10000億美元

    備注所有任務(wù)條件，獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)，懲罰均為強(qiáng)制性，無法改變。

    ·······

    “野瑞隊(duì)員，麻煩幫我計(jì)算一下怪獸身體的硬度和燃點(diǎn)。”夜星隊(duì)員鼓搗起了自己的一箱納米蟲彈頭。

    “好的！請(qǐng)稍等！”

    “好！開始行動(dòng)?！?/br>
    “知道了！”麗娜回答道。麗娜緩緩的把起重機(jī)往下拉，看準(zhǔn)時(shí)機(jī)將拖吊線放了下去，準(zhǔn)確的插入了怪獸的尸體里，開始慢慢將怪獸提起，但感覺有些不對(duì)勁。

    麗娜感到有些不安“奇怪！”

    大古一臉懵逼“怎么了？”

    “好奇怪！怪獸怎么變得這么輕？”話音剛落，怪獸的肚子就吐出了令人作嘔的“嘔吐物”，緊接著怪獸就重重地摔到了地上，拖繩就自動(dòng)收回了。

    “拖吊失敗，勝利隊(duì)的拖掉失敗了·····什么？天哪！”

    ······

    麗娜在二號(hào)機(jī)上心急如焚“那只怪獸不是死了嗎？”

    “麗娜！”

    “我不要緊?！?/br>
    新城在這時(shí)及時(shí)趕了過來“二號(hào)機(jī)返回基地，下面由我們來接手。”

    “知道了！我馬上撤退?！?/br>
    一號(hào)機(jī)上的新城不耐煩地問道“它要到哪兒去呀！”

    掘井默默地吐槽“我怎么知道它要到哪兒去呀！”

    宗方隊(duì)長(zhǎng)看看地圖，自言自語(yǔ)地說“往前面去就是······”

    “液化天然氣儲(chǔ)氣罐！”掘井猛地反應(yīng)過來，不過還是有些遲鈍。

    “新城，大古，進(jìn)行陣勢(shì)攻擊，一一二的陣勢(shì)，勝利導(dǎo)彈準(zhǔn)備，得改變它的前進(jìn)路線。”

    “新城明白！”

    “大古明白！”

    “隊(duì)長(zhǎng)不詳?shù)念A(yù)感應(yīng)驗(yàn)了！”宗方副隊(duì)長(zhǎng)默默地說道。

    隨即，四枚導(dǎo)彈相繼發(fā)射?！按蛑辛?！”新城僅僅看了一眼說道。

    “等一下，你看！”怪獸在慢慢把導(dǎo)彈吃掉，然后噴出了一口黃氣。

    “失敗了！它把導(dǎo)彈吞下去了！”

    “算了！反正前進(jìn)路線已經(jīng)改了！”宗方隊(duì)長(zhǎng)微微嘆了一口氣。

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    “特別報(bào)道節(jié)目復(fù)活怪獸進(jìn)攻靜岡。”

    “原時(shí)段節(jié)目現(xiàn)在暫停播出，我們從怪獸復(fù)活的現(xiàn)場(chǎng)為您實(shí)況轉(zhuǎn)播，我們請(qǐng)到了怪獸災(zāi)害評(píng)論家上田耕生先生來到了現(xiàn)場(chǎng)，上田先生你好?！?/br>
    “主持人，你好！”

    ······

    “養(yǎng)殖場(chǎng)······隊(duì)長(zhǎng)，1號(hào)機(jī)能不能搭載高周波的發(fā)電器？”

    “問一下你們旁邊的夜星博士就行了！”說罷，宗方副隊(duì)長(zhǎng)轉(zhuǎn)過了頭。夜星微微點(diǎn)了一下頭，表示默認(rèn)。

    “另外麻煩你準(zhǔn)備鋁片干擾發(fā)射器。”

    “鋁片干擾發(fā)射器？要干擾雷達(dá)嗎？知道了！”

    ·······

    “總而言之，言而總之。這次災(zāi)害，可以說是勝利隊(duì)失策，才使事態(tài)擴(kuò)大的，從這點(diǎn)來看呢，應(yīng)該可以算是人禍了！”

    “可是，那個(gè)怪獸不是已經(jīng)死了嗎？”

    “人類怎么可能100斷定怪獸的事呢？他們居然說怪獸已經(jīng)死了，我覺得他們的結(jié)論下得太草率了！”

    ······

    “不是在東京嗎？那就不用擔(dān)心了！”

    “嗨！我就說嘛！根本就不應(yīng)該解散防衛(wèi)軍嘛！”

    “勝利隊(duì)一定會(huì)想辦法解決的！”

    ······

    “我是野瑞，從怪獸的足跡中檢測(cè)到了高濃度污染物質(zhì)，另外夜星博士要調(diào)查的怪獸的燃點(diǎn)約是1000攝氏度，硬度不及普通的石頭?！?/br>
    “新城機(jī)現(xiàn)在就出發(fā)！”

    “指揮，鋁片干擾器散布在什么地區(qū)？”大古問道。

    “怪獸馬上就會(huì)到達(dá)坐標(biāo)206190的位置，在那個(gè)區(qū)域cao作?！弊诜礁标?duì)長(zhǎng)回答。

    “大古明白！”“大古機(jī)，開始散步鋁片干擾器?！?/br>
    隨著幾聲猥瑣（齷齪）的怪獸叫，勝利隊(duì)的作戰(zhàn)計(jì)劃開始了。

    宗方副隊(duì)長(zhǎng)拿著望遠(yuǎn)鏡說道“很好，怪獸已經(jīng)進(jìn)入坐標(biāo)區(qū)域了！新城機(jī)，準(zhǔn)備照射?！?/br>
    “我正等著呢！”新城顯得十分興奮。

    “大古機(jī)開始下降?！贝蠊艆R報(bào)道。

    宗方副隊(duì)長(zhǎng)繼續(xù)說道“等表面干燥了以后，用熱電攻擊?！?/br>
    ······

    媒體繼續(xù)活動(dòng)······

    “根據(jù)我們得到的消息，勝利隊(duì)正準(zhǔn)備再次展開攻擊?！敝鞒秩苏f道。

    “希望這次攻擊能夠成功。”上田先生便吮著果汁邊說。

    ······

    “高周波熱電——發(fā)射！”新城按下了啟動(dòng)按鈕。

    難耐的高溫使得怪獸的身體逐漸液化，怪獸也開始呻吟。情急之中，西利贊將之前吃掉的4枚導(dǎo)彈吐了出來。

    “新城，快點(diǎn)離開！快點(diǎn)上升！”宗方副隊(duì)長(zhǎng)放下望遠(yuǎn)鏡，大吼道。

    “混蛋——”新城艱難地抬起控制桿。

    震耳欲聾的爆炸聲在西利贊的腳下傳來······

    “哦？你什么都吃，我讓你吃這個(gè)！”在宗方隊(duì)長(zhǎng)身后傳來了富有磁性的聲音，他急忙回頭，看見夜星正拿著酷似火箭筒的裝置，彈頭是綠色的。

    “夜星，這是什么？”宗方隊(duì)長(zhǎng)問道。

    “副隊(duì)長(zhǎng)，您就瞧好吧！睜大您的眼睛，開一場(chǎng)魔術(shù)，是怎樣把這頭怪獸變沒?！痹挳?，‘嗖’一聲，伴隨著一條‘煙龍’射中了西利贊的肚子。

    “我是大古，剛才發(fā)生了什么？”

    “我也想知道？”新城說道。

    夜星按下了起爆器，但并沒有火焰，是一小點(diǎn)綠色，然后慢慢擴(kuò)大，西利贊發(fā)出了痛苦的哀嚎（正是納米蟲在啃食西利贊的身體，也在不斷復(fù)制），逐漸，西利贊被納米蟲吃得連渣都不剩，夜星也按下了斷路器，將納米蟲停止活動(dòng)。

    ······

    回到基地后，在眾人疑惑的目光下，夜星什么也沒說，只說那是新研究出來的武器。緊接著又在麗娜拿著槍的逼問下······

    他還是什么也沒說。

    ······

    酒吧里······

    “陪我喝一杯？怎么樣？我一直很想見見我的心上人，可最后還是見不到了！所以過來喝悶酒?！敝心昴凶佑謥碜魉懒耍邦~······看樣子你不會(huì)喝是吧！”

    “其實(shí)我也想喝一點(diǎn)?！?/br>
    “怎么，是不是被誰(shuí)給打敗了？”

    “在這兒——說工作上的事是不是不太合適??？”說完，兩人拿起了酒杯，一飲而盡。

    “謝謝你請(qǐng)我喝酒，再見！“宗方隊(duì)長(zhǎng)站起了身，準(zhǔn)備走。

    “謝謝你陪我！改天有空，咱們好好喝一杯吧！”

    “好！”宗方副隊(duì)長(zhǎng)轉(zhuǎn)頭離去了。

    “不過暫時(shí)不太可能吧！宗方先生?！?/br>
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