臨近上課時(shí)分，教學(xué)樓電梯那里圍滿了人，要在這個(gè)時(shí)候殺進(jìn)中心擠上電梯，那是一件很高難度的事情。                                                                                                             但是對(duì)于我們這種處于大三見慣了上課人cha0的老人來說，這g本就不是一件太難的事情。擠電梯不是要從正面擠，而是要從側(cè)面擠。                                                                                                             這一點(diǎn)，實(shí)在是和擠x圍有著異曲同工之妙。                                                                                                             所以在那些個(gè)還從正面進(jìn)行攻擊的困在外面的時(shí)候，我已經(jīng)從側(cè)面殺進(jìn)了電梯里面，占據(jù)了一個(gè)角落。                                                                                                             情況很糟。                                                                                                             在擠進(jìn)來的人在那邊叫嚷著幫忙按一下幾號(hào)樓層的時(shí)候，我已經(jīng)是憋的滿臉通紅地被一個(gè)男生堵在最里面的角落，而且還是臉對(duì)臉的模式。                                                                                                             那男生身高頗高，不算矮的我只到他肩膀處，而我的x，極度貼近他的x膛，即便是在一開始的時(shí)候我已經(jīng)早有防范意識(shí)地先把手上的那薄薄的一份名單給護(hù)在了x前，要不然今天老娘這虧本就要虧大發(fā)了。                                                                                                             可是，我覺得，那薄薄的一張紙頂個(gè)p呀，反倒有點(diǎn)yu蓋彌彰yu迎還拒的味道來著。而且，今天出門沒有翻h(huán)歷，穿的t恤是立領(lǐng)，雖然上面有紐扣，但是在剛剛的電梯奮戰(zhàn)之中，不小心解開了上面的兩顆。                                                                                                             我有些蒼涼遠(yuǎn)目，悲劇啊……                                                                                                             在這么多人的情況下，我當(dāng)然不可能做出扣扣子這種事情來，那樣誰都知道我剛剛松開了扣子。                                                                                                             而且更可悲的事情是，g據(jù)我的一貫經(jīng)驗(yàn)，站的高一向看的多，b如我坐在公交車最后一排高位上的時(shí)候，基本上都能夠把坐在前面的文雅或者依依的x前風(fēng)云一覽無余。                                                                                                             經(jīng)驗(yàn)裴然害si人啊，要是完全不知道那該有多好？！                                                                                                             我抬眼，狠狠地剜向他，心理決定他如果真的在看的話，等會(huì)在他出電梯之前一定要故踩上兩腳來泄憤！                                                                                                             不得不說，這家伙長(zhǎng)的真的是挺好看的。                                                                                                             至少是在我大學(xué)已經(jīng)過去的兩年生涯中，唯二讓我心情激蕩的人。                                                                                                             不用猜，之前唯一的那個(gè)，是我們廣播社前任社長(zhǎng)——楊逸，大四老鳥一枚。                                                                                                             當(dāng)年的我就是在社團(tuán)招新上被丫的美se所迷，過三關(guān)斬六將地混進(jìn)了廣播社以盼能夠和帥哥天天樓臺(tái)相會(huì)，向yan花木易逢春一把。                                                                                                             但是，命運(yùn)沒有提前通知我，牛郎早已有了織nv，而我連當(dāng)喜鵲的資格都沒有。                                                                                                             美se果然害人不淺，尤其是像我這種膚淺的生物，當(dāng)年和我一樣被美se所迷為廣播社流血流汗的nvx不在少數(shù)，所以多少還是安撫了一下我那顆容易躁動(dòng)和受傷的心。                                                                                                             因?yàn)楫?dāng)年的躁動(dòng)來的快，去的快，兩個(gè)室友多少有些好奇那傳說中的人物，但是在見到楊逸之后，她們兩個(gè)一直都很覺得我有些重口。                                                                                                             楊逸很yan光，是一個(gè)有著一身古銅se的肌膚，在z大屬于只要球場(chǎng)上缺人的時(shí)候能夠臨時(shí)被抓去做替代隊(duì)員的傳奇人物。                                                                                                             在多少日本經(jīng)典v里面，和美nv搭檔的都是有著大肚腩的大叔，我的重口多少還是能夠理解的，更何況當(dāng)古天樂從n油小生變成型男的時(shí)候，還不是照樣謀殺了一堆nvx的ai。                                                                                                             其中重點(diǎn)不在膚se，而是在那一張俊秀的臉龐。                                                                                                             眼前這家伙的美se是和yan光型的前社長(zhǎng)是完全不同的風(fēng)格。                                                                                                             他屬于白白凈凈的書生型少年，清雋卻不單薄，有幾分少nv時(shí)代幻想的白馬王子型號(hào)，但是那笑容看上去并不是很單純，有點(diǎn)城府的味道，甚至還透著一gu子散漫。                                                                                                             我在z大混跡了兩年，怎么就沒有發(fā)現(xiàn)同屆的這么一個(gè)型號(hào)的帥哥？                                                                                                             我那膚淺的心開始danyan來danyan去，也許還帶了點(diǎn)后外點(diǎn)冰三周半，最后一個(gè)穩(wěn)穩(wěn)的落地，宣告正式被眼前的美se攻陷。                                                                                                             或者我現(xiàn)在可以去告訴那兩個(gè)家伙，我的口味又變得清淡了，我的審美又從型男回歸到小白臉了⊙﹏⊙b                                                                                                             小白臉君臉上掛著笑，輕輕朝著我挑了挑眉峰，用眼神示意我，那不小心解開的扣子底下一片bainengneng的xr還有那一條深邃的馬里亞納海g0u正在對(duì)他say hello。                                                                                                             只要再低一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)，就能被人欣賞到我今天穿的是什么顏se和樣式的內(nèi)衣了。                                                                                                             太悲劇了。                                                                                                             我很想哀號(hào)一聲，然后把頭用力地撞上電梯，但是看到小白臉君一臉笑意的模樣，我又整個(gè)人開始不爽了。                                                                                                             看甚！笑甚！                                                                                                             我喜歡！我樂意給人看不行啊，老娘有資本有本錢給人看撒！                                                                                                             我在心底嘀咕了一句，裝作一副很有底氣的模樣，但是那紅透的臉孔卻是泄露了我隱藏在心底的羞愧。                                                                                                             tat，好丟臉，其實(shí)我真的是純潔的孩子?。?nbsp;                                                                                                            隨著樓層數(shù)的上漲，電梯里面的人越來越少，到十樓的時(shí)候，電梯里面只有我和小白臉君兩個(gè)人。                                                                                                             我和他一人守在電梯一角，原本我還想借著沒人的空當(dāng)把紐扣給扣上，但是瞅見他背靠著電梯壁嘴上帶著若有似無的笑看著我的時(shí)候，我覺得還是等出去之后再說吧。                                                                                                             有些美se可以褻玩，而有些美se只能遠(yuǎn)觀，雖然我凌墨膚淺，但是還不至于到分不清楚著這一點(diǎn)，眼前的小白臉君，很明顯的就是屬于第二種。                                                                                                             “你不把扣子給扣上？”他問，聲音之中帶著明顯隱忍了許久的笑意。                                                                                                             果然！                                                                                                             這個(gè)時(shí)候，不管他長(zhǎng)的有多么的風(fēng)華絕代，我都看到他背后長(zhǎng)出了黑se的惡魔翅膀，手上抓著黑se三角鋼叉，很歡騰地在我的傷口上戳了一次又一次。                                                                                                             “你覺得好看么？”我齜著牙問著，然后憤憤地把自己那兩顆悲劇的扣子當(dāng)著他的面給扣上了。                                                                                                             矯情個(gè)啥，反正這小白臉早就已經(jīng)看過了，丟臉都丟過了，也不怕再丟臉一次了。                                                                                                             我是囧娃，我怕誰！                                                                                                             “看不出來你個(gè)頭不大，還是挺有料的?！彼Γ皇种е掳妥鏊伎紶?，“挺好的，似乎還一手不能掌握？”                                                                                                             “……”                                                                                                             流氓！                                                                                                             我突然很想罵臟話，這家伙最好不要讓我遇見第二次，不然我不能保證明天社會(huì)新聞?lì)^版頭條都是什么“血染校園，z大也未能幸免于難”一類的報(bào)道。                                                                                                             我覺得唯一讓我遺憾的是，我爸不是李剛。                                                                                                             “叮咚”一聲，電梯發(fā)出一聲清響，我第一次覺得這聲音是如此的悅耳，讓我覺得有著一種宛如重生般的感覺。                                                                                                             他和我同時(shí)踏出了電梯，有著一雙長(zhǎng)腿的他走路動(dòng)作挺快，幾個(gè)跨步，一個(gè)轉(zhuǎn)身就進(jìn)了1104號(hào)教室。                                                                                                             我瞅著那門牌號(hào)，笑的特別地j邪。                                                                                                             君子報(bào)仇，十年不晚。                                                                                                             在我手上的那一份點(diǎn)名計(jì)算機(jī)班的名單，就是在1104號(hào)教室上課的。                                                                                                             我不是nv子，而且我肚子里面只有內(nèi)臟沒有船。                                                                                                             我掛上趙倩的學(xué)生科名牌，斂了斂心神之后大踏步地在走進(jìn)了教室。                                                                                                             講師已經(jīng)在教室里面了，只等那上課鈴聲一響就開始傳到授業(yè)解惑，和老師打了一聲招呼之后，我動(dòng)用了上課用的話筒開始學(xué)生科的點(diǎn)名。                                                                                                             站在講臺(tái)上的我，看著下面那一片黑壓壓的人頭，油然而生自己也成了領(lǐng)導(dǎo)人物的感覺。                                                                                                             果然是很好很強(qiáng)大。                                                                                                             站得高，看的遠(yuǎn)，只消那么一眼，我就發(fā)現(xiàn)了在最后幾排坐著的小白臉君，在一溜不怎么出se的男y之中，他的確可以是一個(gè)醒目的存在，可以提神醒腦。                                                                                                             小白臉君似乎也感受到了此時(shí)此刻我的氣場(chǎng)很不一般，原本臉上還算輕松的笑容，眼下笑的是越發(fā)的別有深意。                                                                                                             哼哼哼，叫你說一手不能掌握，你才一手不能掌握，你全家都一手不能掌握！                                                                                                             我在心底磨牙，臉上卻裝作沒一回事地開始點(diǎn)名。                                                                                                             曾混過學(xué)生這個(gè)職業(yè)的人基本上都知道點(diǎn)名是怎么一回事，不過就是在叫到自己名字的時(shí)候，伸出爪子示意一下或者喊上一聲道。                                                                                                             名單上的名字一個(gè)一個(gè)地?cái)?shù)過去，我一邊用筆g著，來的打個(gè)g，沒來的打個(gè)叉，很白癡一樣的動(dòng)作。                                                                                                             “李澈”我叫著，然后抬起了頭，看向座位席，見沒有人舉手，我又喊了一聲，“李澈？人沒來么？”                                                                                                             “在。”                                                                                                             一聲應(yīng)和聲從臺(tái)下傳來，我瞧見一雙手高高地舉了起來，指節(jié)分明而又修長(zhǎng)，定睛一看那人分明就是小白臉君。                                                                                                             “我在?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            小白臉君重復(fù)了一聲，聲音透著一gu子慵懶的味道。                                                                                                             灰常好，叫李澈是吧？                                                                                                             我無b歡樂地在名單上李澈的名字后頭打上一個(gè)x。                                                                                                             嘛，我又不是學(xué)生科的，公報(bào)私仇一下反正到時(shí)候找上門來也不是找我的，凡事都要淡定不是么。                                                                                                             關(guān)于趙倩姑娘，介個(gè)佛說，你不入地獄，誰入地獄！                                                                                                             萬一要是有個(gè)啥，黑鍋神馬的，還是你背吧！