唔，國(guó)產(chǎn)燈泡的手感還是不錯(cuò)的，質(zhì)量還算是有保證。                                                                                                             李澈也沒有拍掉我的手，由著我做出這個(gè)放肆的動(dòng)作，末了，他只是涼涼地問(wèn)了一句：“m夠了么，要該m一下其他地方來(lái)證實(shí)是不是本人么？”                                                                                                             我慌的立馬地縮回了手，我發(fā)誓，我對(duì)李澈最熟悉的還是那張臉，對(duì)他身上其他部分我一概一無(wú)所知，請(qǐng)不要用有se眼光來(lái)看待我和他之間的關(guān)系。                                                                                                             “你開玩笑？”我認(rèn)真無(wú)b地問(wèn)著，“其實(shí)我真不覺得自己哪里b較出se?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “我知道，一個(gè)宅nv，放假可以足不出戶用泡面電視睡覺來(lái)解決，錢不多，或許到現(xiàn)在的存款連個(gè)衛(wèi)生間都買不起，工作能力不強(qiáng)，混到現(xiàn)在也就勉強(qiáng)算是個(gè)合格的dj，也沒有想要往上爬的野心，作風(fēng)習(xí)慣也不好，經(jīng)常丟三落四的，唯一可取之處也就算廚藝了……”                                                                                                             李澈哼了哼，說(shuō)出來(lái)的話又快又狠。                                                                                                             我一頭汗水，雖然都是事實(shí)，但是也不需要這么直白吧，太傷人了吧。                                                                                                             “喂喂喂，至少我還有身材吧！”                                                                                                             我抗議，雖然沒有前凸后翹很魔鬼，但是至少也還在合理范圍之內(nèi)，么有超標(biāo)地橫向發(fā)展，怎么說(shuō)我也算是保養(yǎng)到家了。                                                                                                             “唔……”李澈遲疑了一下，“如果你要勉強(qiáng)算上的話，我不反駁?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “還有我買衣服的審美觀念不錯(cuò)，這是得到老外肯定過(guò)的！”我想了想又補(bǔ)上了一句。                                                                                                             李澈冷笑。                                                                                                             “凌墨，你說(shuō)的是那一次在星巴克里面遇上的已經(jīng)年近七十的老外吧？”他嘲諷意味十足，“你還真好意思拿這件事情說(shuō)事！”                                                                                                             我怎么不好意思了，那年近七十的老外還稱贊我衣服很好看，想要給他的孫nv去買一件來(lái)著，這足以證明我還是有審美眼光在的。                                                                                                             作者有話要說(shuō)：關(guān)于那個(gè)夏天，是個(gè)囧夏……                                                                                                             正文 第二十五章                                                                                                             “就你那種審美觀念，那么大的人了還穿兔子裝和熊熊裝的，你還真好意思說(shuō)?！崩畛汉吡撕?。                                                                                                             兔子裝和熊裝……                                                                                                             我沉默，這真不能怪我，誰(shuí)讓這種東西太萌太可ai，再加上每個(gè)nv人的心中都住著一個(gè)nv孩，手上有網(wǎng)銀，網(wǎng)上購(gòu)物一類的g本就成了一種致命誘惑。                                                                                                             去年冬天的時(shí)候，不幸被這個(gè)男人瞧見過(guò)我穿著兔子裝和熊熊裝的樣子，只是我沒想到他至今還有印象。                                                                                                             “可我見到老外的時(shí)候，穿著是正常的！”我小聲嘀咕了一聲，抗議著。                                                                                                             那件事情是發(fā)生在幾個(gè)月之前的夏天，那天白天我休息。                                                                                                             杭州的夏天一向是熱的出奇，sh身運(yùn)動(dòng)那還真是小的，要是在地面上敲上一個(gè)蛋，都能變成荷包蛋。                                                                                                             我一直都很困惑，自己為什么會(huì)在那一天出門，出門也就算了，還無(wú)b裝b地用撒了香水，背著筆記本電腦出門，目的地是星巴克。                                                                                                             我一直無(wú)法理解星巴克為什么會(huì)在國(guó)內(nèi)那么受歡迎，明明這咖啡味道也一般，價(jià)格有高，可是還是一群人趨之若鶩，即便是現(xiàn)在這夏天，星巴克里面的人也不少。                                                                                                             在這個(gè)城市之中，星巴克有不少家，但是我選的地點(diǎn)是電腦城附近的一家星巴克，一來(lái)從我住的地方到哪有直達(dá)的公交車，而且相b較湖濱路上那幾家，這邊這家店b較會(huì)有位置一點(diǎn)，來(lái)往的也就是電腦城附近公司的人員。                                                                                                             我去的b較早，早上九點(diǎn)半，所有的人都在公司里面上班的時(shí)間，所以店里頭還真的有點(diǎn)空。                                                                                                             我選了一張圓桌，朝西靠窗，光線很足，但是又yan光曬不到，重點(diǎn)是這里正好還有一個(gè)c座。                                                                                                             我迅速地把電腦c上，等到開機(jī)之后我才打開了包，準(zhǔn)備拿錢包去買一杯咖啡開始裝b的日子。                                                                                                             但是等到我開了錢包之后，我才發(fā)現(xiàn)自己居然沒有帶錢包！                                                                                                             這是多么悲劇的事情！                                                                                                             我把包整個(gè)倒轉(zhuǎn)了一下，把里面的東西全部都倒出來(lái)，想要直接檢查一下，明明應(yīng)該是放在包里面的么，怎么可能還會(huì)有遺漏，難道我早上出門的時(shí)候真的忘記塞錢包了？                                                                                                             我有些沮喪，難得想要來(lái)星巴克燒一回錢，居然還會(huì)演變出這種事情來(lái)，太無(wú)語(yǔ)了點(diǎn)，難道說(shuō)我應(yīng)該剛走進(jìn)來(lái)就要裝包離開么？                                                                                                             這也實(shí)在是太掉臉了點(diǎn)，但是除去一臺(tái)筆記本電腦之外，剩下的只有除了手機(jī)，一本筆記本和一只筆，還有一張公交卡，哦，還有三枚y幣。                                                                                                             我捂臉，居然還會(huì)遇上這種事情。                                                                                                             想了想之后，我決定向人求助，在搜索過(guò)一圈求助人物的之后，我發(fā)現(xiàn)唯一能求助的人只有李澈。                                                                                                             李澈的公司就在附近，雖然我一次也沒有去過(guò)他的公司，但是地址我還是知道的，雖然和這個(gè)男人借錢有點(diǎn)囧，可是我玩的b較好的人不是回老家了，就是在上班，還有出了差現(xiàn)在正在北京的楊逸學(xué)長(zhǎng)。                                                                                                             腆著一張老臉，我打了李澈的電話，救人一命勝造七級(jí)浮屠，上帝會(huì)迎接他的。                                                                                                             “怎么？”                                                                                                             李澈的聲音透過(guò)電波傳到耳邊的時(shí)候，越發(fā)顯得清冷，就像是一塊寒冰一樣，在空調(diào)房里面，這效果加倍。                                                                                                             “唔……”                                                                                                             我支吾著，沒有聽到聲音之前，我還覺得挺有勇氣的，但是一聽到他的聲音之后，那勇氣就像是遇到了針的氣球，“嘭”的一聲，爆破了。                                                                                                             “打電話過(guò)來(lái)讓我聽你發(fā)呆你可以再無(wú)聊一點(diǎn)。”李澈冷哼了兩聲，他這句話翻譯成正常語(yǔ)錄應(yīng)該是這樣的——“你有事趕緊說(shuō)事，老子我很忙”。                                                                                                             我咽了一口口水，突然覺得自己就不應(yīng)該打電話找他。                                                                                                             “在哪呢？”李澈又開口問(wèn)著，他似乎一邊和我打電話一邊敲著電腦鍵盤，從電話里面我還能聽到那細(xì)小的敲擊聲。                                                                                                             “星巴克。”我老老實(shí)實(shí)回答，還帶了點(diǎn)委屈，“我忘記帶錢包了?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            話說(shuō)出來(lái)，我自己都覺得羞愧無(wú)b，                                                                                                             李澈似乎嘆了一口氣，聲音之中也帶了一點(diǎn)挫敗的味道。                                                                                                             “哪里的星巴克？”他問(wèn)。                                                                                                             我順從地給了地址，掛了電話之后，我心情覺得有點(diǎn)得瑟，沒有想到李澈偶爾也是會(huì)良心發(fā)現(xiàn)的。                                                                                                             可是，我左等右等，等了近一個(gè)小時(shí)，沒等到李澈，倒是等到了一個(gè)花白頭發(fā)花白胡子還有著一個(gè)籃球大小的啤酒肚的老外。                                                                                                             老外臉上帶著笑，客氣地詢問(wèn)著我身上的衣服是從哪里買的。                                                                                                             被人稱贊是一件很不錯(cuò)的事情，所以我很飄飄然，飄飄然的結(jié)果就是完全不顧自己那破的和什么似的英文和對(duì)方交流，連b帶劃的，告訴他店名、地址，還有衣服的成分。                                                                                                             自打出了大學(xué)校門之后，我已經(jīng)很少接觸英文那東西了，就算是看美劇，也主要看的是底下的中文翻譯。                                                                                                             交流了半晌之后，老外暈乎了，我也暈乎了，暈暈乎乎的老外最后留下一個(gè)暈乎我的出門了。                                                                                                             而在這個(gè)時(shí)候，李澈來(lái)了。                                                                                                             他穿著白襯衫和米se休閑k，袖子卷到了手肘處，額頭有著一層細(xì)小的汗水。                                                                                                             李澈幾乎是一眼就發(fā)現(xiàn)了坐在床邊的我，他皺著眉走了過(guò)來(lái)。                                                                                                             “李澈李澈，”我得意地朝著他說(shuō)，想要把剛剛的事情跟他分享，“剛剛有一老外說(shuō)我衣服好看！”                                                                                                             李澈坐在了我的對(duì)面，打量了我一下，然后緩緩地開口。                                                                                                             “怎么不是看上你的人？”他問(wèn)，犀利無(wú)b。                                                                                                             我有點(diǎn)蒼涼遠(yuǎn)目，這個(gè)問(wèn)題實(shí)在太是直中紅心，很是難堪。                                                                                                             我斟酌了半天之后才道出了一個(gè)事實(shí)，“他看上去b我爸年紀(jì)大多了?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            李澈恍然。                                                                                                             “那還是看上你的衣服吧！”                                                                                                             總之，李澈的攻擊力不是一般人能夠承受得起的，那絕對(duì)是超越了外掛的存在，b木馬還兇殘，一般x的防御軟件g本就不頂事。                                                                                                             “行了，不開玩笑行么！”                                                                                                             我撫著眉心，還好我沒有心臟一類的問(wèn)題，要是換成一般x的nv孩子，估計(jì)早嚇呆過(guò)去算了。                                                                                                             李澈看著我，面無(wú)表情。                                                                                                             “我像是在開玩笑？”                                                                                                             我長(zhǎng)嘆一聲，他常年都是板磚臉，不管什么時(shí)候都是這種101號(hào)表情，我哪能知道他到底是在開玩笑，還是在認(rèn)真的說(shuō)。                                                                                                             “好，就當(dāng)你不是在開玩笑，”我渾身無(wú)力，“請(qǐng)問(wèn)我有什么好處？”                                                                                                             李澈瞇著眼睛，像是在思考我這個(gè)問(wèn)題，一會(huì)之后他才緩緩地回答了。                                                                                                             “在合理范圍內(nèi)的所有好處?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            聽上去，很誘惑的感覺啊~~~                                                                                                             我雙手捧臉，老實(shí)說(shuō)，這種橋段怎么就這么的熟悉呢，在很多臺(tái)言里面不都是這么寫的么，原本一對(duì)彼此相ai的男nv因?yàn)榧彝浩榷荒茉谝黄?，然后男主就?huì)因?yàn)榧彝ヒ蛩鼗蛘咂渌蛩囟伊艘粋€(gè)代理妻子作為煙霧彈。                                                                                                             當(dāng)然的，很多情況下都是男主對(duì)nv主矢志不渝，而萬(wàn)惡的配角進(jìn)行各種使壞，b較讓人沉痛的是，其中一些小說(shuō)男主中途移情別戀，看的讓人心寒無(wú)b。                                                                                                             但是這種只是yy而已。                                                                                                             “你的理由是什么？”                                                                                                             我問(wèn)李澈，結(jié)果未出來(lái)之前，這原因也是很重要的，我可不會(huì)真的傻到要以身相許的地步，美得他。                                                                                                             在我問(wèn)完這個(gè)問(wèn)題之后，李澈有很長(zhǎng)一段時(shí)間沒有開口說(shuō)話，只是靜靜地看著我，看到我渾身發(fā)毛。                                                                                                             末了，他招了招手，穿著工作服的服務(wù)員走上了前來(lái)。                                                                                                             “結(jié)賬。”李澈說(shuō)。                                                                                                             借著服務(wù)員結(jié)賬的空檔，我看著李澈，這男人就是刀子嘴豆腐心，嘴巴上說(shuō)是aa制。到最后還不是乖乖結(jié)賬了。                                                                                                             “你就老實(shí)說(shuō)了吧，今天到底是怎么了？”                                                                                                             我問(wèn)李澈，這家伙雖然偶爾還是會(huì)很囧，但是像是今天這樣的，還真的是第一次遇上，如果說(shuō)沒有事情發(fā)生的話，那才叫是有鬼。                                                                                                             “覺得無(wú)聊了而已?！崩畛涸S久才吐出了一句。                                                                                                             太無(wú)聊了？                                                                                                             我為這個(gè)問(wèn)題淚流滿面，居然以為這個(gè)拿我開涮。                                                                                                             “李澈，你可以再無(wú)聊一點(diǎn)?！蔽业伤?，沒事拿這種事情開玩笑，也真夠了他了，居然會(huì)無(wú)聊到現(xiàn)在這種程度。                                                                                                             “那，我有一個(gè)想要保護(hù)人。”李澈更改臺(tái)詞。                                                                                                             這感覺不錯(cuò)，有萌點(diǎn)！                                                                                                             我看著李澈，這種才叫真的人話，而且還是挺有萌點(diǎn)的，爺們啊，靠譜！                                                                                                             但是這劇情，看上就有點(diǎn)像是臺(tái)言了，而且，重點(diǎn)李澈還有一個(gè)很符合小說(shuō)男主的身份。果然人生b小說(shuō)更加狗血。                                                                                                             但是玩兒劇情，還是得有犧牲j神的，我個(gè)人認(rèn)為我還沒有到這種圣母的程度，不能拿這種事情開玩笑。                                                                                                             所以，只能當(dāng)做說(shuō)笑來(lái)玩玩，不能當(dāng)真。                                                                                                             “那行，你就接著保護(hù)唄，這事我可不能答應(yīng)。”                                                                                                             我搖頭，別人的事情，自己少參合，免得到時(shí)候還沒吃到好果子呢，就惹的一身腥味了。                                                                                                             “對(duì)了，有件事情跟你說(shuō)，你提前做好心理準(zhǔn)備。”李澈說(shuō)著，眼神之中帶了點(diǎn)猶豫。                                                                                                             看到他那yu言又止的模樣，我大概知道了幾分。                                                                                                             “他回來(lái)了？”                                                                                                             我嘗試x地問(wèn)著，能夠讓李澈展現(xiàn)出這么猶豫的模樣，大概也就是這件事情了吧。                                                                                                             這些年來(lái)，我們彼此都不談他的話題，像是一個(gè)禁忌，我原以為他再也不會(huì)出現(xiàn)在我的人生之中，原來(lái)不過(guò)只是空想而已。                                                                                                             李澈臉上劃過(guò)訝異，從他這表情看來(lái)，我想應(yīng)該就是不離十了。                                                                                                             “你該不會(huì)就是因?yàn)樗貋?lái)了，所以才約我出來(lái)吃飯的，還有說(shuō)剛剛那些話的？”我好奇地問(wèn)。                                                                                                             李澈冷哼了一聲，“少往自己臉上貼金！”                                                                                                             我吐了吐舌，我又自我感覺良好了么？！