靳騏身形一拐，拐進(jìn)毓秀食堂方向，我才驚覺自己是被占了便宜，好吧，我一直不能一心二用，在受到g擾的情況下，只會(huì)選b較重要的那一方來做出反應(yīng)。                                                                                                             對(duì)我來說，紐扣開了的問題要b被那小兔崽子一個(gè)熊抱要嚴(yán)重的多，那是春光乍現(xiàn)啊。                                                                                                             被揩了油雖然讓我一時(shí)之間很憤怒，可后來也漸漸地遺忘了，直到有一天突然想起這件事情，我恍然驚覺，靳騏這家伙真的挺居心叵測(cè)的，那個(gè)時(shí)候就已經(jīng)把魔爪伸向了那么純真無暇的我。                                                                                                             靳騏也不反駁，只不過很意味深長(zhǎng)地看著我，等到我被他看的全身發(fā)毛的時(shí)候，他一把把人壓倒……                                                                                                             等到后來，他不過吐出了一句“你確定當(dāng)時(shí)對(duì)我的熊抱不是沒有欣喜過的？”                                                                                                             好吧，我承認(rèn)，當(dāng)年他的熊抱，在面對(duì)那么多人的詫異、震撼的眼神注視下，我也得瑟了一下。                                                                                                             畢竟，這揩油也可以相互，所以在他占我便宜的時(shí)候，從某種角度上我也沾了他的便宜。                                                                                                             在半個(gè)小時(shí)之后，靳騏把飯卡還給了我，看到那一張很紅光滿面的臉，我足可以預(yù)見我的飯卡遭遇了怎么樣的一種浩劫。                                                                                                             悲劇啊tat                                                                                                             “學(xué)姐，我不小心，稍稍多花了一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)……”靳騏看了我一眼，但是這表情很明明白白地在說，他g本就是有意的。                                                                                                             “咱倆不熟，記得還錢?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我瞪他，這個(gè)有什么好說的，花多少就給我還多少，沒有想到一個(gè)長(zhǎng)那么好看的男生居然智商那么的低。                                                                                                             “凌墨學(xué)姐，談錢傷感情啊。”靳騏聲調(diào)懶洋洋的。                                                                                                             “別和我談感情，太傷錢了?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我回嘴，和這家伙稍微牽扯了一點(diǎn)而已，就已經(jīng)很nve戀情深了，要感情多了，估計(jì)連灰都不剩下了。                                                                                                             雖然我沒有對(duì)靳騏自報(bào)家門過，可聽到從他嘴里面念出自己名字的時(shí)候，我一點(diǎn)都不覺得意外。                                                                                                             why                                                                                                             在那飯卡上明明白白的記錄著我的姓名、學(xué)號(hào)和班級(jí)呢！                                                                                                             靳騏又眼巴巴地看著我，那眼神看上去還有點(diǎn)被丟棄的小狗一樣可憐兮兮。                                                                                                             這眼神實(shí)在太給力了。                                                                                                             你說這男人怎么就沒有下線的呢！                                                                                                             我閉了閉眼，揮了揮手，自認(rèn)倒霉算了，反正這月還沒充飯卡，撐si了也就被他花掉五十塊錢，就當(dāng)把那天的晚飯錢還給他了。                                                                                                             也就五十塊錢而已，姐還虧的起。                                                                                                             “學(xué)姐，你可真是個(gè)好人?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            靳騏笑啊笑的，一如賣笑專業(yè)戶，又開始在那邊謀殺過場(chǎng)nvx的注意力。                                                                                                             所以說人善被人欺這個(gè)說辭很正確的，沒辦法，我實(shí)在太善良了啊╮(╯_╰)╭                                                                                                             在靳騏離開之后，我立馬殺向了學(xué)生卡充值點(diǎn)。                                                                                                             “請(qǐng)幫我查一下學(xué)號(hào)04134401030的校園卡消費(fèi)記錄。”我趴在窗口，報(bào)出自己的卡號(hào)。                                                                                                             “掉了？”                                                                                                             窗口里面的工作員阿姨一邊抬頭看我，一手熟練地敲擊了幾下鍵盤，一雙眸子神采奕奕地看著我，殷切希望我的回答會(huì)是yes.                                                                                                             “唔?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我含糊其辭，這種地方也是暴利機(jī)構(gòu)，b重新補(bǔ)辦一張銀行卡還要貴上十塊錢，就算是gdp再怎么漲也不行啊，我口袋里面的錢一直沒漲啊，從福布斯窮人榜爬上富人榜也需要一定的過渡時(shí)期，我從不買彩票的??！                                                                                                             阿姨扯了一張消費(fèi)票子給我，我看了一眼關(guān)于今天的消費(fèi)單，除了在食堂消費(fèi)的一餐以外，還有一個(gè)學(xué)校超市的消費(fèi)，居然是買了一包大白兔n糖。                                                                                                             “要辦卡么？直接從你剩下的錢里面扣?！卑⒁虇栔曇衾锩婧茱@然透著興奮。                                                                                                             “不了，我又把掉的卡給撿回來了，所以想要來看看到底是花了多少錢。”                                                                                                             我正se回答，然后冒著那失望的眼神走出了校園卡充值點(diǎn)。                                                                                                             靳騏那家伙以一袋大白兔n糖給第二次見面給劃上了句號(hào)，我想，他終有一天要被三聚氰胺毒出結(jié)石的！                                                                                                             這兩次見面每次都以我的一敗涂地為最終結(jié)局，但人多少有點(diǎn)自nve的心態(tài)，像是吃辣一樣，明知道吃的時(shí)候胃里面火燒火燎的，嘴巴上也像點(diǎn)了一團(tuán)火一樣，可在某種程度卻有一種痛快的感覺。                                                                                                             唔，或者文雅從某個(gè)角度上說我散發(fā)著m的氣息還真的沒有說錯(cuò)的，我骨子里面還真有著m的味道。                                                                                                             也正是因?yàn)槿绱?，我?duì)靳騏的印象格外深刻。                                                                                                             雖然第三次的時(shí)候我也沒有掏到多少便宜，而且涉及私隱，實(shí)在太過于掉臉了，第三次見面過程可以暫時(shí)擱置不提，容我往后再議。                                                                                                             經(jīng)過兩年的沉寂，單身許久的nv人一旦情感爆發(fā)起來的時(shí)候，不管從行為上還是心態(tài)上都有點(diǎn)可怕的。 我老牛吃neng草的萌動(dòng)越發(fā)的強(qiáng)烈了起來，首先我要恭喜自己在夏末未涼的發(fā)春了，證明自己的x向還是正常無b的。                                                                                                             據(jù)文雅姐和依依姐后來回憶說，曾經(jīng)一度我在睡夢(mèng)之中用那jia0yin之聲喊著“雅蠛蝶雅蠛蝶”一類的詞，甚至有一次還帶了角se扮演味道的“將軍不要嘛”這種讓她們嚇出了一身冷汗的話來。                                                                                                             我表示灰常的汗顏，這種不是我能控制的，頂多我控制自己絕不喊出“一庫(kù)一庫(kù)”或者“ki mo chi i i”【好舒服】這種話來。                                                                                                             可是不管心情再怎么b0*起，只要想到照靳騏的x子，我?guī)缀醵寄軌蝾A(yù)料到自己的結(jié)局會(huì)有多么的悲慘和凄涼，甚至成為人生之中份外難忘的回憶，在最后的大學(xué)生涯落下一個(gè)y影。                                                                                                             每每想到這畫面的時(shí)候，我徹底淪為早*泄nv了，這種情況一直維持到了那一天……                                                                                                             其實(shí)那一天也g本就沒有什么特別的，依舊是那yd的一天而已。                                                                                                             等到日落h昏的時(shí)候，我在廣播間里頭播音，在實(shí)施新聞之中參雜了音樂進(jìn)去，然后思索著等會(huì)要去吃點(diǎn)啥，等廣播結(jié)束之后，我懷疑被學(xué)生侵略過的食堂基本上也會(huì)成為“三光”地帶，蝗蟲過境，渣也不剩。                                                                                                             在這一段廣播即將到尾聲的時(shí)候，廣播間的門一下子被人打開了。                                                                                                             我有些郁悶地望過去，在廣播進(jìn)行時(shí)之中開門進(jìn)來很容易影響人，但是在看到進(jìn)門的人是楊逸之后，我決定原諒他。                                                                                                             美se讓人的寬容度也會(huì)高一點(diǎn)╮(╯_╰)╭                                                                                                             楊逸朝著我招了招手，估計(jì)有話想要對(duì)我說，我點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭，反正這檔節(jié)目也已經(jīng)到了尾聲，我播報(bào)完最后一條訊息，然后切換到音樂上去。                                                                                                             我把耳麥拿下來。                                                                                                             “今天又有這閑情逸致？”我坐在辦公椅子上看著楊逸，當(dāng)年我來面試的時(shí)候，他也是這么一個(gè)姿態(tài)對(duì)著我的，現(xiàn)在，只能說三十年河?xùn)|三十年河西。                                                                                                             “明天要去a市實(shí)習(xí)，所以臨走之前再來瞅瞅?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            楊逸笑著回答著，手扶過那曾經(jīng)屬于他的控制臺(tái)，然后走進(jìn)了我這小小的播音空間里面，慢慢地?fù)醡過去，像是眷戀的戀人一樣，那模樣，看得我覺得有點(diǎn)感觸，明年我就成了楊逸了。                                                                                                             “恩，在a市自己注意一點(diǎn)。有事記得說一聲，能幫忙的地方一定幫?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我嘴笨，每次到了這種場(chǎng)合，總是不知道該說點(diǎn)什么好，詞句匱乏，就像之前文雅失戀哭的傷心yu絕的時(shí)候，我也只會(huì)笨笨地抱著她然后慢慢地拍著背重復(fù)來重復(fù)去一句“別哭了，咱會(huì)找到更好的”。                                                                                                             我是一個(gè)不會(huì)安慰人的孩子。                                                                                                             楊逸笑了笑，然后伸手m了m我的腦袋。                                                                                                             “阿墨你是個(gè)好孩子。”楊逸語調(diào)認(rèn)真。                                                                                                             我撫額，每次被人發(fā)好人卡的時(shí)候，我覺得自己接下來一定會(huì)吃虧，從這個(gè)角度上來說，我還是當(dāng)壞孩子好一點(diǎn)。                                                                                                             “我不請(qǐng)吃飯的撒，學(xué)長(zhǎng)?！蔽已a(bǔ)充，雖然楊逸明天要走，我要送的頂多就是一路順風(fēng)而已，絕對(duì)不辦什么餞別宴一類的。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你向那個(gè)喜歡的男生告白了么？”楊逸不置可否，只是挑了挑眉頭，轉(zhuǎn)開了話題。                                                                                                             一提到這件事情，我就有點(diǎn)想要捂臉淚奔的感覺，我把椅背一轉(zhuǎn)，背靠著廣播臺(tái)，搖頭。                                                                                                             “算了吧?！蔽艺f，“這實(shí)在太考驗(yàn)我的勇氣了，你要知道，這得多大的勇氣。”                                                                                                             “那不覺得可惜么，”楊逸站在我旁邊，聲音之中帶了點(diǎn)惋惜，“總是要讓人知道才好，難道要等到你畢業(yè)的那一天，才肯跟人說么，實(shí)在不行，你用其他語言來告訴他，你喜歡他吧。像是什么阿姨洗鐵路，偶吧，撒狼黑喲一類的?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “……”                                                                                                             我突然覺得楊逸從某個(gè)方面上也是挺ga0笑的，尤其是在說到那“偶吧，撒狼黑喲”這一句b子語的時(shí)候，他居然還做了一個(gè)韓劇里面姑娘最喜歡做的動(dòng)作——雙手高舉上頭頂，做出心型姿態(tài)。                                                                                                             這個(gè)世界果然最雷，只有更雷。                                                                                                             我想，要是我真的當(dāng)著靳騏的面做出這個(gè)動(dòng)作來，一定是會(huì)雷si一群人的吧！                                                                                                             “那個(gè)，他b我小，用偶吧似乎不是很正確?！蔽也亮瞬令^上的冷汗，突然覺得會(huì)和楊逸較真的自己也挺囧的。                                                                                                             “唔……”楊逸m著下巴，“直接一點(diǎn)吧，阿墨你上去對(duì)他說，兩個(gè)選擇，要么交往，要么shishen，咱們總得撈回一點(diǎn)好處來。”                                                                                                             “恩，要么交往，要么shishen。”我點(diǎn)吧點(diǎn)吧腦袋，擺出兇狠樣，“兩樣不選，h瓜攻菊花！”                                                                                                             反正這種隨便說說可以不用給錢。                                                                                                             “很好！”楊逸拍了拍我的肩膀，一副很如釋重負(fù)的模樣，然后他整個(gè)人轉(zhuǎn)過了身，對(duì)著話筒說了一句，“如果那個(gè)neng草同學(xué)現(xiàn)在在聽廣播的話，應(yīng)該會(huì)聽到我們阿墨同學(xué)的話了，要么交往，要么shishen，兩樣不選，h瓜攻菊花。”                                                                                                             “我想，為了避免菊花殘滿地傷的境界，neng草同學(xué)，你還是老老實(shí)實(shí)選了吧！”                                                                                                             楊逸在我呆若木**的情況下再度把話筒切換到了音樂上。                                                                                                             “非常時(shí)期，非常手段。”楊逸做出最終解釋，進(jìn)行結(jié)案陳詞，正se的像在法庭上做出最終判決的審判長(zhǎng)一樣。                                                                                                             我撒丫子淚奔，嚶嚶嚶嚶，我不用在z大混了……